News Flash! Flight Attendant Gets Drunker than Passengers! Is Rewarded with Fame and Immortality!

For those of you who have NOT seen the video of the drunken fright attendant for Delta Airlines, here it is:

If you’d rather read the CNN version of the story, here IT is.

Personally, we like any story that begins with “A flight attendant appeared in court Monday to answer charges she was drinking alcohol on the job and told a captain “You’re dead” as she was removed from the plane.” (CNN.com)

Yea, yea, yea…we’re all human…Isolated incident…not representative of the industry….

Might your Aircomplane.com Spite Crew recommend her sentence?

Sit on a plane with no food, water, and 20 of your colleagues for 10 hours. And let’s keep it real: They won’t tell you why you’re there, how long you’re going to be there, and that the only plane that DID take off just delivered your luggage and bottle of Jack Daniels to Salt Lake City.

The pisser is that in six months after rehab she’ll have a talk show.

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